As an example of my transcription abilities, I have transcribed my favorite quote from a Shrek movie:
“I don’t know where he’s not. …It wouldn’t be inaccurate to assume that I couldn’t exactly not say that it is or isn’t almost partially incorrect. …On the contrary, I’m possibly more or less not definitely rejected the idea that in no way, with any amount of uncertainty, that I undeniably do or do not know where he shouldn’t probably be–if that indeed wasn’t where he isn’t. Even if he wasn’t now where I knew he was, that’d mean I’d really have to know where he wasn’t.”
That is Pinocchio trying not to make his nose grow while protecting the whereabouts of Shrek.
This quote is probably available on-line somewhere (I just looked and a form of it is here), but when I transcribed it, I had no access to the Internet.
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